Impossibilification

noun. Rendering impossible.

Sovereigns and their courtiers were flattered by the degradation of nature and the impossibilification of a pretended virtue.
Literary Remains, Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1818)

The addition of glasses in high school let to the impossibilification of me getting a date. But that time has passed. Or has it? I’m running a website for Pete’s sake! Whoever Pete is.

I can see this word becoming popular (with your help). There are plenty of impossibilifying circumstances happening all the time keeping people from achieving goals: falling down, dying and not having any quarters left, getting frozen in carbonite, etc.

Do you have more examples of an impossibilification? Or do you want to go out on a date? Leave a comment!